thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks
thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks
BEE MOVIE IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD LIKE WHAT THE SHIT THIS LADY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GODDAMN BEE AND THEN THERES THIS PART WHERE THE BEE HAS LIKE SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT HER AND THEN THE BEE SUES THE HUMAN RACE LIKE WHAT THE HELL
(Source: nintendoki)
brotp
On my way to steal yo girl
(Source: nuggits)
do boys actually get real crushes on girls or is that an urban myth
Comet PANSTARRS and the Moon by Michael_Underwood on Flickr.
chingon
(Source: brain-food)
I must admit, Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out you’re a hard man to predict.
(Source: iamnevertheone)
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
me my whole life
“can I play with your hair?” is basically a marriage proposal GOD YES YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY HAIR
(Source: huggbutts)
there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
(Source: FBEHWijldfajyk)
my door handle is missing ?????¿¿¿¿¿????
IM HAVING A CRISIS HERE WHERE IS M Y DOOR HANDLE
it seems like u cant handle this situation
get out.
How?
(Source: alphastridercest)